idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
