If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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