U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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