so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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