i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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