yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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