I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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