Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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