If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
