OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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