bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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