weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
