I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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