Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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