i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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