Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize