she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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