I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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