To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I love you. Go after that dick
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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