Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie