how can u be prego again
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.