I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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