So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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