you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
