My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i believe in u and ur pee
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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