Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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