I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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