I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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