ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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