we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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