we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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