I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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