i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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