WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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