hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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