May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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