She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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