White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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