hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
