Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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