Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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