At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Buhtt sex?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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