zippers are such a cool invention
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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