i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We're too hungover to prance.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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