absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he thought i was a dude.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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