You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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