I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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