I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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