My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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