i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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