youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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