Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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