I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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