It's Friday. Sex?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
This is the high leading the old right now
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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