He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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