how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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