so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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