Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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